cursor by ofsquidgyandkellin! not all those who wander are lost

clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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castiel-sherlock-loki-spock:

winchatch:

benedict—cumberbatch:

I made this a little while ago. Weirdly, this was before I got into Supernatural; I just wanted to see Demon!Benedict.

First time I’m afraid of Benny.

castiel-sherlock-loki-spock:

winchatch:

benedict—cumberbatch:

I made this a little while ago. Weirdly, this was before I got into Supernatural; I just wanted to see Demon!Benedict.

First time I’m afraid of Benny.

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lexiegrey:

it’s 2014 and people still don’t realize that lady gaga is a theatrical performer and not just a singer and that all of her performances/music videos have a meaning and she’s not just being outrageous for no reason lord help me 

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daisiesandsex:

yeahgagas:


Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?Raven Symone: The pressure of society.
FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.
In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

queen

daisiesandsex:

yeahgagas:

Reporter:  What made you lose 37 pounds?
Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

FINALLY A CELEBRITY WHO SAYS THE REAL REASON.

In an interview where someone told her that she looked beautiful she said: “I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

She is actually Jesus reincarnated.

queen

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josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

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bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

luciferisme:

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

bentimothycarltoncumberbatch:

the baby boom is singularly my favorite event in american history. I mean seriously all the WWII soldiers came home and had enough victory sex that they created one of the greatest population increases in the history of the country

also it sounds like the exploding of children

two types of people

and theyre both me. wow

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

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madelinestarr:

gryffinewt:

important otp headcanons to consider

  • who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
  • alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell

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