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haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.
What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 
He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

haedia:

thewolfofnibu:

stahscre4m:

there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn’t be counted late. I mean, that’s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance. 

Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning “Look who’s late” face, and walks on inside.

What he didn’t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like “Fuck it” and SCALED THE BUILDING!

She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom. 

He did a double take, started to say “How the hell d—” when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed “STOP DOING THAT!”

(Source: spoopscre4m, via badgersinbowties)

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mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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hello-em75:

frostmatey:

buenostardismistershezza:

LOOK AT THE WAY HE JUST GRABS HER WAIST. HE GOES FROM DORKY LAUGH TO LET’S POPULATE BERK.

LET’S POPULATE BERK.

I don’t care how many times I watch this scene or reblog, I will never stop loving these two!

hello-em75:

frostmatey:

buenostardismistershezza:

LOOK AT THE WAY HE JUST GRABS HER WAIST. HE GOES FROM DORKY LAUGH TO LET’S POPULATE BERK.

LET’S POPULATE BERK.

I don’t care how many times I watch this scene or reblog, I will never stop loving these two!

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denchgang:

amaxxxingblog:

fencehopping:

Thunderstorm cloud lamp

I Want it

its doing a shit job of lighting that room 3/10 would not buy

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because-ymir:

indie-moonlight:

beben-eleben:

Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds. Save the Planet, Kill Yourself.

^ this comment at the end is powerful and accurate

I need this in my life

because-ymir:

indie-moonlight:

beben-eleben:

Biodegradable cigarette filters with flower seeds.
Save the Planet, Kill Yourself.

^ this comment at the end is powerful and accurate

I need this in my life

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onlylolgifs:

baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

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freshprincesubs:

From the Fresh Prince of Bel Air wrap party

freshprincesubs:

From the Fresh Prince of Bel Air wrap party

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moosealmquist:

silent-wordsmith:

mollymimieux:

Imagine that one day the whole world would look like this.

We don’t belong here; we never have

little reminders like grass growing through sidewalk cracks. you can’t hold back mother nature

Nature taking back whats hers

(Source: boredpanda.com, via productive-nobody)

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